Stephen Curry (Warriors): May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Kill me now.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): WILL THE REAL CHAMPION PLEASE STAND UP?
Crickets: *chirping*
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Oh yeah, that's right! IT'S ME! WARRIORS ARE YOUR 2015 CHAMPS, BABY! WOOHOO!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Fine, Curry. Even though I hate you, I'll admit it: I now think of you as a champion.
Matthew Dellevadova (Cavaliers): Yeah, me too, Steph. You're now a true champ in my eyes.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Aww, you guys are so sweet. YOU ACT LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU LOSERS THINK! LMFAO!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): NOOOOOOOO!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): LOL, look who it is!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): This SUCKS! I was finally supposed to win a title in Cleveland!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): No, LeBron. Don't be so sad. I can cheer you up!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): NO! I've seen you screw with people like this before, Curry. I'm not falling for your tricks.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): NAH. I only rip on people because they're not superstars, like you and me. That's why I make fun of Kyrie all the time. Just hear me out, LeBron.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): I'm gonna come right at you, Curry.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You'll probably just break your own ankles again on the way.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Fine, what do you wanna say, Steph?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I just wanted to tell you that I think Cavs fans know in their hearts that the best player in the world really DID win a title in Cleveland.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Wow. You know, I think you're right, Steph. This season is STILL a success even if our team didn't win. Thanks man.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): YOUR team?! No, no, no.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): What?!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I was talking about ME, and OUR TEAM winning a title in Cleveland. How could I have been talking about the Cavs? You guys have never done that.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): OH NO HE DIDN'T!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): YOU LITTLE PRICK...
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Oooh, here he comes! Sticking up for our team!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): ...HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Seriously?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Becuase I won MVP?
LeBron James (Cavaliers): I have four of those!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Because I have zero losses in the finals?
LeBron James (Cavaliers): I have four of tho-
LeBron James (Cavaliers): SHUT UP!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): HAHAHAHAHA!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Look, Curry. I had to single-handedly lead my team to the finals. You weren't even the best player on your own team! Freaking Iguodala won Finals MVP!
Andre Iguodala (Warriors): Hell yeah, baby!
Riley Curry: Thaaat was meeeee. I didn't want daaaaddy to get another biiiig twophy! *yawn* Riley want a big bouncy caaaastle instead of biiiiig twophy!
Matthew Dellevadova (Cavaliers): WTF? Riley told Steph to NOT win Finals MVP?! Curry's daughter controls him?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): She threatened to sabotage another one of my press conferences!
Andre Iguodala (Warriors): Guys, this is pretty stupid. I played hard and defended LeBron really well. I deserved Finals MVP anyways!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): HAHAHA CURRY'S DAUGHTER CONTROLS HIM!
Riley Curry: Ohhh yeah, daaaaaddy! We should've put the biiig twophy with da Cavaweers, daaaaaddy! *yawn* Then I could get my biiiiig bouncy caaastle!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Yes! Yes you should have!
Riley Curry: Yeah! They must haaaave lots of spaaaace for biiiig twophies! *yawn* Because they don't haaaave any biiig twophies! *yawn*
LeBron James (Cavaliers): SHUT UP, RILEY!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Kill me now.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): WILL THE REAL CHAMPION PLEASE STAND UP?
Crickets: *chirping*
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Oh yeah, that's right! IT'S ME! WARRIORS ARE YOUR 2015 CHAMPS, BABY! WOOHOO!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Fine, Curry. Even though I hate you, I'll admit it: I now think of you as a champion.
Matthew Dellevadova (Cavaliers): Yeah, me too, Steph. You're now a true champ in my eyes.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Aww, you guys are so sweet. YOU ACT LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU LOSERS THINK! LMFAO!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): NOOOOOOOO!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): LOL, look who it is!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): This SUCKS! I was finally supposed to win a title in Cleveland!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): No, LeBron. Don't be so sad. I can cheer you up!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): NO! I've seen you screw with people like this before, Curry. I'm not falling for your tricks.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): NAH. I only rip on people because they're not superstars, like you and me. That's why I make fun of Kyrie all the time. Just hear me out, LeBron.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): I'm gonna come right at you, Curry.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You'll probably just break your own ankles again on the way.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Fine, what do you wanna say, Steph?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I just wanted to tell you that I think Cavs fans know in their hearts that the best player in the world really DID win a title in Cleveland.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Wow. You know, I think you're right, Steph. This season is STILL a success even if our team didn't win. Thanks man.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): YOUR team?! No, no, no.
LeBron James (Cavaliers): What?!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I was talking about ME, and OUR TEAM winning a title in Cleveland. How could I have been talking about the Cavs? You guys have never done that.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): OH NO HE DIDN'T!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): YOU LITTLE PRICK...
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Oooh, here he comes! Sticking up for our team!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): ...HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Seriously?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Becuase I won MVP?
LeBron James (Cavaliers): I have four of those!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Because I have zero losses in the finals?
LeBron James (Cavaliers): I have four of tho-
LeBron James (Cavaliers): SHUT UP!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): HAHAHAHAHA!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Look, Curry. I had to single-handedly lead my team to the finals. You weren't even the best player on your own team! Freaking Iguodala won Finals MVP!
Andre Iguodala (Warriors): Hell yeah, baby!
Riley Curry: Thaaat was meeeee. I didn't want daaaaddy to get another biiiig twophy! *yawn* Riley want a big bouncy caaaastle instead of biiiiig twophy!
Matthew Dellevadova (Cavaliers): WTF? Riley told Steph to NOT win Finals MVP?! Curry's daughter controls him?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): She threatened to sabotage another one of my press conferences!
Andre Iguodala (Warriors): Guys, this is pretty stupid. I played hard and defended LeBron really well. I deserved Finals MVP anyways!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): HAHAHA CURRY'S DAUGHTER CONTROLS HIM!
Riley Curry: Ohhh yeah, daaaaaddy! We should've put the biiig twophy with da Cavaweers, daaaaaddy! *yawn* Then I could get my biiiiig bouncy caaastle!
LeBron James (Cavaliers): Yes! Yes you should have!
Riley Curry: Yeah! They must haaaave lots of spaaaace for biiiig twophies! *yawn* Because they don't haaaave any biiig twophies! *yawn*
LeBron James (Cavaliers): SHUT UP, RILEY!