Derrick Rose (Bulls): Oh man, what a buzzer beater I had! Greatest one of the playoffs, that’s for sure!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): *ahem*
ESPN: *ahem*
Derrick Rose (Bulls): What're you guys clearing your throats for? Got LeBron’s cock in your mouth again?
ESPN: Yes.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): No, you idiot. LeBron’s buzzer-beater that he hit on your sorry team was WAY better than yours.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Irving, anyone who goes 2-10 from the field with 2 assists can’t talk smack against someone who scored 31 points.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Doesn’t matter, Rose-Thorn. We’re still going to win the next two games from the 2-2 tie.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): You know what’s weird? At age 26, I hit a buzzer-beater for the Bulls against the Cavaliers in the playoffs.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): When Michael Jordan was 26, he hit a buzzer-beater for the Bulls against the Cavaliers in the playoffs. 26 YEARS AGO.
Illuminati: He-he-he
Derrick Rose (Bulls): And remind me again who won that series?
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): And remind ME again who gives a crap?
John Wall (Wizards): Speaking of buzzer-beaters, OUR team had the best one. That’s just The Truth.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Wall, you weren’t even playing in that game.You have no right to talk smack.
John Wall (Wizards): WRONG, LOSER. The series may be tied 2-2, but that’s only because I’ve been injured. Once I come back next game, you don’t stand a chance.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): On the contrary, the only reason you guys are even tied in this series is because you’ve been injured. Once you return, your terribleness will rub off on your teammates and you guys will be toast!
John Wall (Wizards): Like you have any right to be calling people terrible, Teague. I have more points AND assists per game than you.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): But I have more wins than you.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): But I have more wins than YOU.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Screw you, Curry. The series is still tied 2-2, and we’re going to win out from here.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You… you seriously think you’re going to beat us?
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Of course.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Wasn’t joking.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): LOLOLOLOLOL!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Shut up!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok, ok. I’m done
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Finally.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): JUST KIDDING! THAT WAS JUST SO FUNNY! LMAO!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Get all your laughing out now, Curry. Because you sure won’t be doing any of it once we close out this series.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Good.
Chris Paul (Clippers): *sigh* Another game, another win for the amazing Chris Paul.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Congratulations on your 3-1 series lead, Mr. Paul. It’s disappointing that I must watch from the sideline due to my current injury, though I sure hope my Rockets can come back. If not, I wish you good luck to in the playoffs, Mr. Paul!
Chris Paul (Clippers): Holy crap Beverley, chill out.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Seriously, Beverley. Don’t be a sore loser. Just wish Paul good luck in the playoffs.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): But… that’s what I just said…
Chris Paul (Clippers): STOP BEING A SORE LOSER AND JUST WISH ME GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAYOFFS, BEVERLEY!
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Of course. Good luck in the playoffs, Mr. Paul. I’m so sorry for ever implying otherwise.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Well, is that it?
John Wall (Wizards): Yeah, I guess so.
Kyrie Irving; (Cavaliers): Odd. Generally they’re longer.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Irving, is that what you said when...
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): THE END!
Derrick Rose (Bulls): ...you were jacking the officials off on Sunday to win that game? BOOM! BUZZER-BEATER!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): *ahem*
ESPN: *ahem*
Derrick Rose (Bulls): What're you guys clearing your throats for? Got LeBron’s cock in your mouth again?
ESPN: Yes.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): No, you idiot. LeBron’s buzzer-beater that he hit on your sorry team was WAY better than yours.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Irving, anyone who goes 2-10 from the field with 2 assists can’t talk smack against someone who scored 31 points.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Doesn’t matter, Rose-Thorn. We’re still going to win the next two games from the 2-2 tie.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): You know what’s weird? At age 26, I hit a buzzer-beater for the Bulls against the Cavaliers in the playoffs.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): When Michael Jordan was 26, he hit a buzzer-beater for the Bulls against the Cavaliers in the playoffs. 26 YEARS AGO.
Illuminati: He-he-he
Derrick Rose (Bulls): And remind me again who won that series?
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): And remind ME again who gives a crap?
John Wall (Wizards): Speaking of buzzer-beaters, OUR team had the best one. That’s just The Truth.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Wall, you weren’t even playing in that game.You have no right to talk smack.
John Wall (Wizards): WRONG, LOSER. The series may be tied 2-2, but that’s only because I’ve been injured. Once I come back next game, you don’t stand a chance.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): On the contrary, the only reason you guys are even tied in this series is because you’ve been injured. Once you return, your terribleness will rub off on your teammates and you guys will be toast!
John Wall (Wizards): Like you have any right to be calling people terrible, Teague. I have more points AND assists per game than you.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): But I have more wins than you.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): But I have more wins than YOU.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Screw you, Curry. The series is still tied 2-2, and we’re going to win out from here.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You… you seriously think you’re going to beat us?
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Of course.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Wasn’t joking.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): LOLOLOLOLOL!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Shut up!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok, ok. I’m done
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Finally.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): JUST KIDDING! THAT WAS JUST SO FUNNY! LMAO!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Get all your laughing out now, Curry. Because you sure won’t be doing any of it once we close out this series.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Good.
Chris Paul (Clippers): *sigh* Another game, another win for the amazing Chris Paul.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Congratulations on your 3-1 series lead, Mr. Paul. It’s disappointing that I must watch from the sideline due to my current injury, though I sure hope my Rockets can come back. If not, I wish you good luck to in the playoffs, Mr. Paul!
Chris Paul (Clippers): Holy crap Beverley, chill out.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Seriously, Beverley. Don’t be a sore loser. Just wish Paul good luck in the playoffs.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): But… that’s what I just said…
Chris Paul (Clippers): STOP BEING A SORE LOSER AND JUST WISH ME GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAYOFFS, BEVERLEY!
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Of course. Good luck in the playoffs, Mr. Paul. I’m so sorry for ever implying otherwise.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Well, is that it?
John Wall (Wizards): Yeah, I guess so.
Kyrie Irving; (Cavaliers): Odd. Generally they’re longer.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Irving, is that what you said when...
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): THE END!
Derrick Rose (Bulls): ...you were jacking the officials off on Sunday to win that game? BOOM! BUZZER-BEATER!