Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Yes! The Cavaliers are up 2-1 and are going to win the NBA Finals!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Uhh, WHAT?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): You heard me! MY team is going to win the finals!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Uhh, WHAT?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): YOU, Dellavedova???!! Don’t even go there.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Kyrie, with all due respect, you’re injured right now. I’M the one starting at point guard, and I’M the one helping LeBron win the title.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Delly, with all due respect, you can SUCK MY BALLS because there is no due respect to someone named Matthew Dellavedova.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): For your information, I have been doing an admirable job guarding Steph. Kyrie INJUR-Ving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): For your information, you’re trash.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): You did not just go there.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): What’re you gonna do about it? Dive at my leg and injure it for the postseason?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Luckily, you already did that to yourself. LOL.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yes! Keep fighting! Tear them apart from the inside!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Actually, we are united by ONE thing...
Stephen Curry (Warriors): What’s that?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Our hate for you! HAHA! Go Cavaliers!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): *high-fives*
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): *high-fives*
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I feel like everyone here hates everyone else.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): HAHAHA! Something called a Matthew Dellavedova SHUT YOU DOWN, Curry! LOL, how embarrassing!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I’m liking where this is going, so I’ll just not take that as an insult for the moment.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Seriously, Irving? You do NOT get to talk trash at me, while you watch the game in a suit and a cast.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): I’ll be sure to tell you the same thing while you watch our finals parade wearing pajamas on your couch.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Good one. Besides, Delly didn’t “shut me down”. I had ONE bad game in Game 1, then was my usual almighty MVP self last night: 27 points on 50% shooting, 6 assists, 6 rebounds, and 3 steals! The only reason we’re not up 3-0 is because you have LeBron doing EVERYTHING.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): EVERY-thing?!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yes, everything.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Why do neither of you guys appreciate how much effort I put in?
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Because you suck?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I shut down Curry!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): No you didn’t!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Meh, not impressed. Guarding Curry really isn’t that hard.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): That has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): What about Delly calling himself a legitimate point guard?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok, fine. Second stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Screw you guys.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Alright, alright. I’m going to stand up for my teammate here. Let’s give Delly a break.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Wow, thanks Irving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): No problem. I’d also be a giant crybaby if I played like trash.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I hope this injury is fatal this time, Irving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Hey, hey, we shouldn’t be fighting each other. Remember our common enemy here?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers):Oh yeah, it’s Curry! Screw you, Curry! Go Cavaliers!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You realize he just used you to gang up on me, right after calling you trash?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Hey, yeah! Let’s gang up on him!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): You guys wanna gang up on me and insult me? Fine, let’s hear it.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok… umm…
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Uhh… you’re injured!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Wow, really got me there.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yeah! And you’re going to lose in the finals!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Yeah!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): …
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Wait a second…
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): COMMON ENEMY!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Oh right! Beat the Golden State Warriors!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Beat the Cleveland LeBrons!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Not easy to do that when you get shut down by a piece of trash!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Again, I’ll just not take the insult in that, as obvious as it is.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You guys will be bowing down to the almighty MVP when it’s all said and done!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Kiss my butt, Curry.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Yeah! Kiss his butt, Curry!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You guys can each suck one of my balls, Injur-Ving and Trash Can.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Uhh, WHAT?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): You heard me! MY team is going to win the finals!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Uhh, WHAT?!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): YOU, Dellavedova???!! Don’t even go there.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Kyrie, with all due respect, you’re injured right now. I’M the one starting at point guard, and I’M the one helping LeBron win the title.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Delly, with all due respect, you can SUCK MY BALLS because there is no due respect to someone named Matthew Dellavedova.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): For your information, I have been doing an admirable job guarding Steph. Kyrie INJUR-Ving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): For your information, you’re trash.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): You did not just go there.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): What’re you gonna do about it? Dive at my leg and injure it for the postseason?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Luckily, you already did that to yourself. LOL.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yes! Keep fighting! Tear them apart from the inside!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Actually, we are united by ONE thing...
Stephen Curry (Warriors): What’s that?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Our hate for you! HAHA! Go Cavaliers!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): *high-fives*
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): *high-fives*
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I feel like everyone here hates everyone else.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): HAHAHA! Something called a Matthew Dellavedova SHUT YOU DOWN, Curry! LOL, how embarrassing!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I’m liking where this is going, so I’ll just not take that as an insult for the moment.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Seriously, Irving? You do NOT get to talk trash at me, while you watch the game in a suit and a cast.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): I’ll be sure to tell you the same thing while you watch our finals parade wearing pajamas on your couch.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Good one. Besides, Delly didn’t “shut me down”. I had ONE bad game in Game 1, then was my usual almighty MVP self last night: 27 points on 50% shooting, 6 assists, 6 rebounds, and 3 steals! The only reason we’re not up 3-0 is because you have LeBron doing EVERYTHING.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): EVERY-thing?!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yes, everything.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Why do neither of you guys appreciate how much effort I put in?
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Because you suck?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I shut down Curry!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): No you didn’t!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Meh, not impressed. Guarding Curry really isn’t that hard.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): That has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): What about Delly calling himself a legitimate point guard?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok, fine. Second stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Screw you guys.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Alright, alright. I’m going to stand up for my teammate here. Let’s give Delly a break.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Wow, thanks Irving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): No problem. I’d also be a giant crybaby if I played like trash.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): I hope this injury is fatal this time, Irving.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Hey, hey, we shouldn’t be fighting each other. Remember our common enemy here?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers):Oh yeah, it’s Curry! Screw you, Curry! Go Cavaliers!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You realize he just used you to gang up on me, right after calling you trash?
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Hey, yeah! Let’s gang up on him!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): You guys wanna gang up on me and insult me? Fine, let’s hear it.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Ok… umm…
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Uhh… you’re injured!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Wow, really got me there.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Yeah! And you’re going to lose in the finals!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Yeah!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): …
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Wait a second…
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): COMMON ENEMY!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Oh right! Beat the Golden State Warriors!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Beat the Cleveland LeBrons!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Not easy to do that when you get shut down by a piece of trash!
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Again, I’ll just not take the insult in that, as obvious as it is.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You guys will be bowing down to the almighty MVP when it’s all said and done!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Kiss my butt, Curry.
Matthew Dellavedova (Cavaliers): Yeah! Kiss his butt, Curry!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): You guys can each suck one of my balls, Injur-Ving and Trash Can.