Stephen Curry (Warriors): Bow down to the almighty Stephen Curry! Your 2015 MVP!
Jrue Holiday (Pelicans): Damn you, Curry. You may have got us this time, but the Anthony Davis'... I mean the Pelicans... will get our revenge!
Chris Paul (Clippers): Who cares if you won MVP, Curry? We don’t wanna hear it. Besides, we all know who REALLY is the best point guard in the NBA. The one with the most assists per game, of course.
Russell Westbrook (Thunder): No, it’s the one with the most triple doubles.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Shut up Westbrook. Anybody watching the playoffs from their couch right now has NO RIGHT to call themselves the best PG. Obviously, the best PG is the one with the most wins.
Tony Parker (Spurs): What about the one with the most rings?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Parker, the couch thing applies for you as well.
Chris Paul (Clippers): Ha! Suck it, Parker! We beat you old lumbering dinosaurs! Now what do you have to feel good about?
Tony Parker (Spurs): Championship banners.
Chris Paul (Clippers): I HATE YOU.
Kyle Lowry (Raptors): You know who I hate? John Wall.
John Wall (Wizards): Kiss my butt, Lowry! My Wizards have defeated you, and are now well on our way to a championship.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): LOL.
John Wall (Wizards): What are you laughing at, Teague? The only thing that’s funny is you losing two games to Deron Williams. Anything less than a 4-0 sweep against a has-been like him technically counts as a loss.
Deron Williams (Nets): Hey!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Meanwhile, we all know who the REAL best team of the East is!
Isaiah Thomas (Celtics): Go die in a hole, Irving. You may have swept us this year, but we’ll be back!
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Umm, yeah. We DO know who the best team is.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Shut up Teague. Everyone knows it’s the mighty Chicago Bulls!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Let’s play a game. All the East playoff point guards that DIDN’T lose two games to the crappy Milwaukee Bucks, please take a step forward.
Michael Carter-Williams (Bucks): Screw you guys.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): *steps forward*
John Wall (Wizards): *steps forward*
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Wait, but…
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): NOT SO FAST THERE, DERRICK ROSE!
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Good thing, too. He would’ve shattered his ACL by taking that step.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): All you ladies fighting about who’s the best team in the East is like watching two toddlers fight about who can jump higher.
Damian Lillard (Blazers): Shut up Conley. I’m still better than you even though we lost.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): What? Did someone say something?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I don’t think I heard anything…
Damian Lillard (Blazers): What’re you guys talking about? I’m right here!
Chris Paul (Clippers): It’s almost as if someone was trying to do something…
Stephen Curry (Warriors): But just couldn’t…. As if he was invisible!
Damian Lillard (Blazers): What?!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Yes, I think that’s it! Like as if he disappeared…
Stephen Curry (Warriors): As if he didn’t show up at all…
Chris Paul (Clippers): For the entire playoffs!
Damian Lillard (Blazers): Screw you guys.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Hi! Congrats to everyone for living out your dream and playing in the NBA! By the way, our team also advanced against the Mavericks! Go Rockets! Good luck to all! :)
Chris Paul (Clippers): Shut up Beverley. Just leave.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Okey-dokie! Bye! :)
Rajon Rondo (Mavericks): Hate that guy. Can’t believe he beat us.
John Wall (Wizards): I know, right. He’s so cocky.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): The day he’s even a remotely competent point guard is the day Derrick Rose completes a full season without getting injured.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): For your information, I have an MVP. Something none of YOU losers have!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Except me.
Chris Paul (Clippers): NOBODY CARES.
Jrue Holiday (Pelicans): Damn you, Curry. You may have got us this time, but the Anthony Davis'... I mean the Pelicans... will get our revenge!
Chris Paul (Clippers): Who cares if you won MVP, Curry? We don’t wanna hear it. Besides, we all know who REALLY is the best point guard in the NBA. The one with the most assists per game, of course.
Russell Westbrook (Thunder): No, it’s the one with the most triple doubles.
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Shut up Westbrook. Anybody watching the playoffs from their couch right now has NO RIGHT to call themselves the best PG. Obviously, the best PG is the one with the most wins.
Tony Parker (Spurs): What about the one with the most rings?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Parker, the couch thing applies for you as well.
Chris Paul (Clippers): Ha! Suck it, Parker! We beat you old lumbering dinosaurs! Now what do you have to feel good about?
Tony Parker (Spurs): Championship banners.
Chris Paul (Clippers): I HATE YOU.
Kyle Lowry (Raptors): You know who I hate? John Wall.
John Wall (Wizards): Kiss my butt, Lowry! My Wizards have defeated you, and are now well on our way to a championship.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): LOL.
John Wall (Wizards): What are you laughing at, Teague? The only thing that’s funny is you losing two games to Deron Williams. Anything less than a 4-0 sweep against a has-been like him technically counts as a loss.
Deron Williams (Nets): Hey!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Meanwhile, we all know who the REAL best team of the East is!
Isaiah Thomas (Celtics): Go die in a hole, Irving. You may have swept us this year, but we’ll be back!
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Umm, yeah. We DO know who the best team is.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Shut up Teague. Everyone knows it’s the mighty Chicago Bulls!
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): Let’s play a game. All the East playoff point guards that DIDN’T lose two games to the crappy Milwaukee Bucks, please take a step forward.
Michael Carter-Williams (Bucks): Screw you guys.
Jeff Teague (Hawks): *steps forward*
John Wall (Wizards): *steps forward*
Derrick Rose (Bulls): Wait, but…
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): NOT SO FAST THERE, DERRICK ROSE!
Jeff Teague (Hawks): Good thing, too. He would’ve shattered his ACL by taking that step.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): All you ladies fighting about who’s the best team in the East is like watching two toddlers fight about who can jump higher.
Damian Lillard (Blazers): Shut up Conley. I’m still better than you even though we lost.
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): What? Did someone say something?
Stephen Curry (Warriors): I don’t think I heard anything…
Damian Lillard (Blazers): What’re you guys talking about? I’m right here!
Chris Paul (Clippers): It’s almost as if someone was trying to do something…
Stephen Curry (Warriors): But just couldn’t…. As if he was invisible!
Damian Lillard (Blazers): What?!
Mike Conley (Grizzlies): Yes, I think that’s it! Like as if he disappeared…
Stephen Curry (Warriors): As if he didn’t show up at all…
Chris Paul (Clippers): For the entire playoffs!
Damian Lillard (Blazers): Screw you guys.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Hi! Congrats to everyone for living out your dream and playing in the NBA! By the way, our team also advanced against the Mavericks! Go Rockets! Good luck to all! :)
Chris Paul (Clippers): Shut up Beverley. Just leave.
Patrick Beverley (Rockets): Okey-dokie! Bye! :)
Rajon Rondo (Mavericks): Hate that guy. Can’t believe he beat us.
John Wall (Wizards): I know, right. He’s so cocky.
Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers): The day he’s even a remotely competent point guard is the day Derrick Rose completes a full season without getting injured.
Derrick Rose (Bulls): For your information, I have an MVP. Something none of YOU losers have!
Stephen Curry (Warriors): Except me.
Chris Paul (Clippers): NOBODY CARES.